Debata-balls 2012: Live Blogging the Presidential Debates

I think Jeremy thinks he has to build cars for the rest of his life.

Romney, you got a detail anywhere in that plan?

Romney came prepared with defense, not offense. Must be a Ravens fan.

"Magic Gas" ... how did he know I'm making curry for dinner?

Romney came to fight. Literally. He just squared up the POTUS.

I thought Mormons are supposed to be polite, not just rich.

Why does it take an old Midwestern woman to pin Romney down on his budget details?

Is it me or has Romney denied everything the POTUS has said except for him only having one plan, to make more money for the richest?

Teleprompter or not, Obama really.... has a lot... of... weird pauses.... wait, what?

Count down to Republican bitching about the Big Bird reference in 5... 4...

Romney is someone who ran businesses.

The "Road to Greece" is paved with _____________.

I didn't think Obama would be the first to pull out the personal story. Nothing screams "smoke screen" like the debate parable.

Never say "afford college" again. Taking on crippling lifetime debt is never affording something.

Romney helps women one job at a time. So did Clinton. He created a surplus. Then spilled it on women in flexible positions.

POTUS just owned Romney on the Women=Money equation.

A disappointed woman that can't tell a Mitt from her Bush.

Romney came through small business the way Galactus came through the galaxy.

"Governor, you'll get tough on China like a bull in a Japanese shop."

Obama to Jones: "In four years, I did a bunch of shit. What have you done for me lately?"

Four Obama years: another thing Romney thinks we can't afford. First Big Bird, now my Afrikkan creamy crush?!?!?!

Romney's dad is Mexican?!?!? Not that that's a surprise, but HE VOICED IT?!?!?

Obama: Romney hates (poor) Mexicans.

Romney: Do not (specifically)!

Obama is following the Romney plan of bulling people over!!! And Romney has a new plan of asking off-topic questions repeatedly like a drunken frat boy!!!

Kerry Ladka: Obama... Libya... what you do?!?!?

Romney just placed 13 Rove-approved talking points in one 2 minute response. He is awarded 10 meaningless points.

Hunter Romney poked the Papa Obama bear. Papa growled.

Will Obama finally talk guns?!?!?! *gasp*

A broader conversation? Way to pussy out, POTUS. Guns for everyone!

Mitt Saves The Guns! Guns for all mentally ill!

How did guns turn to single parent homes? Mitt just yanked the wheel and threw everyone out of the golf cart.

Oh, I see what he did. Fast and Furious. The Big Bird of the GOP.

Every time Mitt flops his dick out unnecessarily, Candy happily tucks it back into his pants for him. Thanks, Candy.

Romney knows jobs goes to China? Who told him?!?!?

Mitt's going to make America more attractive to create jobs in. To his friends, anyway. You know, they guys who shipped the jobs overseas to put more money in their pockets.

Top of the 9th and Mitt has a man on second and one out.

Question from Barry: Mitt, why are you a god-fearing robot that cares about people you can make money off of?

When Obama goes off on dreamy tangents, he sounds like, well, Mitt Romney.

Yup, Obama just hit a grand slam in the bottom of the ninth. Goodnight, Irene.