Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Celebuturd

One of the worst changes to befall America under the Bush administration was the shift of culture that unearthed our long buried interest of all things rich. We Americans have always been fascinated by those with money; the Kennedy's, the Trumps, the Ewing's , the Gates. Unfortunately, during this new millennium we have done more than show interest in those with upper-middle class money and average marketability. We’ve began to idolize them, to accept them as more than entertainment and allow their primitive, experience-less, vapid personalities to influence our culture and children. It seems as though the marketing people have won. They’ve changed your collective minds about the Paris Hilton-types. It is like Bush, I guess, in how they can make poor choices and spew stupid remarks and we not only forget but we embrace them as new, improved human beings nearly every six months. The status of the “Celeb-utante”, one in which you have no skills other than being marginally attractive, is attainable by having a family rich enough for you to not work so you can just tool around town in the latest fashion and piss daddy’s money away like champagne. I am in no way mad that this nonsense happens. People can live their lives how they want. Hell, I could have my own television show if I made it to the fifth round of reality game show that is a spinoff of a reality dating show that is about someone who didn’t win the “date-a-washed-up-B-lister” reality dating game show. If daddy had been rich I might well be traipsing the SoCal landscape in really tight button-ups and sunglasses bigger than my Miata. What I disagree with is how our country has began to idolize this caste. What kills me is that we used to cheer on the little guy, pushing him to overcome the challenges of being poor and unattractive because he had heart. That is what Americans respect, right? Those who have the courage to pull themselves from the depths and reach their dream? I guess I would just feel short changed if the person I admired, the image I devoted time and money to embrace, only had trite life challenges like a Kardashian family argument or figuring out who in The Hills cast slept with my girlfriend. In an time when families are losing their savings, houses and livelihoods, this type of escapism seems poisonous to our culture. It’s knowledge without responsibility. A young person will have a harder time putting away savings if they are afraid to live without the accessories that their idols have. I just hope there are parents out there reminding their kids that it's alright to be yourself and live within your means. That real life doesn’t have to consist of petty jealousies and deception. I want to believe our society can watch these shows and know that just because they are named “reality” doesn’t mean there is anything realistic about them. Perhaps that is where I am short sited. As life slowly and steadily begins to imitate art, this recession may last even longer than predicted.

1 comment:

  1. Um Wow.
    It's nice to know that in a world full of pinheads that worry about their handbags and Lates more than their overdrafts and oh $138,000. of credit card debt they got them selves in; there are still people saying WTF?!?
    A prime Example:

    The new "Bachelor" , yes this show is still running, in the new season there are 4 elidgeable bachelors and the predictable bunch of bimbos who almost piss their pants trying to get these guys to put a ring on their finger. OR as you so eliquently put it stay till the fourth round and get their own spin off.
    What's the catch? All 4 of these boys are Mama's boys. I'm sure these Pamela Anderson Lookalikes, with like histories, were not told that they would be campaigning for Mommy as well as Mommy's golden child.
    Back to the point. A contest ensues, you know the usual mortifying and insanely degrading kind that us sick Americans enjoy more than WWF. Well, much like in Survivor, the winner gets Immunity. But from what?
    *********Commercial! ********
    No really, they dragged this out over ten commercial breaks! I just TiVo'd it for your ass, it's OK you can thank me later.
    So the losers for this contest, not that they weren't already, get their profile read. Not by the Bachelor but by the Monster, I mean Mother. I'm not talking their interests and the latest book they've read (besides picture books don't count.) She gets the WHOLE scoop! From X-Boyfriends to Home videos (yup....I mentioned Pam Anderson right?) Appearances in Penthouse and any other smutty magazines, Surgeries, and Here's the Kicker DEBT how much they're in the hole. While most girls are around the same age, early to mid 20's, most of them have only one or two skeletons in their closet. Not to say they're not Note worthy skeletons, but compared to some of the others their history suddenly appears attractive. One Bodacious Babe had the winning combination and, of course stood out from the rest. >SHOCK AWWE How do they do that!! Did I mention I hate how petty and predictable TV has become today?< Picture this 25, Fake Double Ds, appeared in Penthouse with no shame of bearing it ALL, had 7 surgeries and none were take her appendix out I assure you, a couple of videos on YouPorn along with countless other great achievements that other 25 year olds only dream of achieving. But the Coup De Gras....... drum roll please............. She is $138,000. in debt!!!!! @ 25!!!! That's more than a down payment on a house!!! That IS the Fucking house!!! Most of this had come from her "procedures", oh and the 2 implant surgeries cause the first ones weren't big enough! Along with the countless thousands of dollars on clothes so she could "fit in" to the reaLAty lifestyle she can't afford nor support.
    In this economic crises it's nice to know that while I may still feel guilty for having $150. in debt it's nothing compared to : A white lion, or a Giambattista Tiepolo painting, a Mercedes Benz or the Diamond Lil Wayne just bought himself. All $138,000. tangible, and yet worthless to generation 70 years ago and today we are completely and utterly fascinated by it all. What happened?

    ~Q~

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